SPROTON PACK

"WE GOT ONE!!!!" - Janine Melnitz

This medium/dark roasted Tanzania coffee when brewed fires a stream of highly focused and radially polarized Sprotons that electrostatically trap negatively charged energy. The energy emitted by a Sproton stream helps to dissipate psychokinetic (PK) energy, and can help an individual tolerate their boss. Results may vary.

Ideal for: Drip, Espresso, Cold Brew.

"Yes, have some." - Louis Tully